i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
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her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
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She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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