Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
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Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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