We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
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So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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