My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
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he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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