belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I have demons in me.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
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I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
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Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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