Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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