Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
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He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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