I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
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I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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