I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
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dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
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