I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
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we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
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Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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