the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
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I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
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He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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