Sry I called you an 8
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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