you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
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unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
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I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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