Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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