i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
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I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
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I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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