even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
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We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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