Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
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I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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