I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Found the puke drawer
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she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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