Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
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just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
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He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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