Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
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Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
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Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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