NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
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it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
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Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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