How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
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The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Never joke about your clitoris.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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