whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Randomize