Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
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The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
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Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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