Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
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Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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