someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
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I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
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I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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