just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
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Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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