You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
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I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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