i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
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I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
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Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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