Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
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he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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