in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
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There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
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Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
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