What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
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how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
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Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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