No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
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I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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