some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
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you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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