Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
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My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
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Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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