I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
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well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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