Duck Duck Cougar?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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