the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
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A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
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The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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