i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
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Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
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You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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