I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
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He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
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I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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