You just made me feel so damn special
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
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I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
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And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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