You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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