we made out on top of his cat.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
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I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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