I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
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Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
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Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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