And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
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I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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