Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
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He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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