Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
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I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
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I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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