Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
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Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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