If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
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We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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