i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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